Waffle Dragons Club

We are the Club of Waffle Dragons.

Scary. Crunchy. Absolutely terrifying.

Fear the grid pattern.

Golden on the outside. Fluffy on the inside. Still a dragon.

Meet the Team

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Crispy

The Founder

First of the waffle dragons. Emerged fully toasted from an ancient Belgian iron. Believes every problem can be solved with more butter. Has never once been soggy.

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Maple

Head of Sweetness

Drizzles syrup from her wings mid-flight. Leaves a sticky trail wherever she goes. Banned from three libraries. No regrets.

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Char

Chief of Defense

Slightly overcooked and proud of it. The dark, crunchy edges are where true power lives. Will fight you over cooking times. Always wins.

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Batter

New Recruit

Still mostly liquid. Hasn't found their shape yet but shows incredible potential. Extremely enthusiastic. Accidentally sticks to everything.

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Blueberry

Intelligence Officer

Quiet. Observant. Full of hidden pockets of flavor you never see coming. Stains everything purple. Claims it's camouflage.

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Belgian

The Elder

Deep pockets. Thick constitution. Has seen empires rise and fall from a café in Brussels. Speaks only in proverbs about breakfast.